Doggy Style: Take a Pillow and Make It FABULOUS!

Cosmopolitan headlines translated, then machine-translated back into English

Sometimes, Cosmo stories get syndicated into the brand’s international versions in the Netherlands, Italy, or Taiwan.

Sometimes, those translated stories appear on the company’s hottest stories list, their headlines machine-translated back into English.

Sometimes, the machine tries hard.

Sometimes, I collect them.


Doggy Style: Take a Pillow and Make It FABULOUS!

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