Totally Made-Up Regional Specialties

By Karl Spurzem & Andrew Moseman

A Wyoming Sardine

Carolina Crucible

Rochester Rum Punch

Long Island Storm Drain

The Grand Island Sampler

The Wahoo Strangler

A Milwaukee Haircut

The Dubuque Rebuke

Canadian Tropicalia

The Buffalo Surprise

Cincinnati Powder Keg

A New Mexican Standoff

Pasadena Permafrost

The Cock of the Walk in Oconomowoc

Jack & Pensacola

Savanna Split

The Poughkeepsie Ellipses

The Terra Haute Scene-Stealer

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