Hate It when that Happens 

Expect the unexpected

When your so tired in the morning that you brush your teeth with Ben Gay and spray your hair with Glade.

When more hair is in your comb than on your head.

While in surgery your surgeon gets the hiccups.

You sneeze with a mouth full of Hot chocolate on your first date.

The anesthesiologist forgot his brass knuckles.

Put my foot in my mouth the other day but forgot to take off my shoe.

Burnt the steaks last night, the smoke detector batteries were dead.

Made a bank withdrawal at gunpoint yesterday but someone stole my getaway car. Then when I got on the bus the driver kicked me off for not having exact change.

My girl was driving to work yesterday morning while sipping on her favorite coffee, putting on her makeup when the batteries in her cell phone went dead.

She really hated when that happened.