Alejandro KolleenyWho Is ItUntil that last night I thought of it as a fun game I had invented.Feb 10, 2018Feb 10, 2018
Alejandro KolleenyNegativity VampireThe Vampire lay on the couch feeling extremely bloated. It had never been so full, it could barely move. The Vampire was in terrible pain…Feb 3, 2018Feb 3, 2018
Alejandro KolleenyA Short Primer On The New Ghouls Of Primetime On Fox NewsBill O’Reilly has been cast out of Fox News at last! That’s right, Justice prevailed and after over a decade of the network knowing Bill…Apr 24, 2017Apr 24, 2017
Alejandro KolleenyI Cannot Stop Owning The DevilYou must be wondering about my abrupt change of circumstances. Where did all these riches come from? These lavish lodgings? This perfectly…Feb 25, 2017Feb 25, 2017
Alejandro KolleenyYour Honor, I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE FOOTLOOSE REMAKE!I know it may be hard to believe. I know there is evidence which puts me near the scene of the crime, and it may seem a stretch to assert…Nov 29, 2016Nov 29, 2016
Alejandro KolleenyJON TAFFER PLEASE RESCUE MY LIFE LIKE I AM A BAR!Dear Jon Taffer,Nov 23, 2016Nov 23, 2016
Alejandro KolleenyCBS STOLE KEVIN CAN WAIT — FROM MY DREAMS!I am not trying to make wild accusations. All I am saying is that CBS snuck into my bedroom late one night and stole all the episodes of…Sep 18, 2016Sep 18, 2016
Alejandro Kolleeny12/11/15 — 12/14/15: A Complete Ranking Of The Happy Madison Films Slash Complete Nervous Breakdown.( 5/11/16: I cannot speak to the coherence of this piece. I feel compelled to share it because in two weeks my complete ranking will be…May 13, 2016May 13, 2016