He ate his Pringles too fast
He ate his Pringles two or three at a time.
We were on a plane,
and he bought one of those mini tubes from the flight attendant.
He was a fat man.
He ate them like he was in a race,
but he was just watching TV.
“Slow down,” I wanted to tell him.
You can’t savor them eating so quickly.
and taste the salt, potato & crunch.
Soon they were gone,
and he unwrapped a Snickers.
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