This month, we look at Microsoft ice cream, Apple’s polishing cloth, and Musk v. Bezos’ Big Dick Energy — What a month October has been for titanic tech leaks, bizarre trials, and everything’s oh so meta…ack, sorry, too soon? Oh yeah, and I published a book about prison plastic surgery, and you should buy it! (thx v. much) To sum up — Marissa Meyer wants to…

This month, we look at poop robots, edible bubbles, and $$$ dining — After a slow start, the tech space has doubled down with the weird and wacky shit, with September being one of the most jam-packed months to date. First, the Ray-Ban/Facebook glasses dropped, a sleek pair of sunnies with hidden recording capabilities. THEY LOOK LIKE EVERYDAY SUNGLASSES. Creepy or cool? I…

This month, we look at square-shaped food, the end of Alexa’s, and moody cat apps — Can you believe we’re four months away from 2022? Can’t blame it all on #2020 anymore, right? FML. Equally annoying, but obv. not comparable, is learning that Jeff Bezos just had a soft-serve ice cream machine installed at his pad (spaceships, islands, superyachts, this dude has it all). The real…

This month, we look at robo-servers, sip ‘n sticks, and the IRL gold rush. — The unspoken but acknowledged rule of technology reporting is that the more mind-blowing the innovation, the less likely it is to ever get to market. Doesn’t it feel like you’ve been hearing about drone taxi services for yearssss? Case closed. Despite this uncomfortable truth, the flashiness of said tech products-toilets…

This month, we look at breakup couriers, fired robots, and IRL dating cafes — So July 2021 will go down in history as the beginning of the billionaire space race, whereupon two white male boomers spent a few harrowing but exhilarating minutes in space, returning to enjoy the literal worship at their feet of their feats. Jeff Bezos managed to one-up Richard Branson (of…

There’s a lot of brain-boggling tech-talk emerging from the Beehive State this month: first, the unhappy reveal that 31 percent of algorithmically produced content on Provo-based online text adventure game Al Dungeon, is deeply and explicitly disturbing (like no one saw that coming). Then we have the smartypants at Brigham…

This month, we look at Amazon’s time-out booths, dirt coffee, and spy lamps for kids — Are you feeling ready for that Hot Vax summer… or a better-branded version of the same? Me too! So many ways to celebrate…Cocktails via the Botrista Drinkbot! Robot manicures in San Francisco! Team off-sites in Panama! Chest palpitations from Elon Musk’s Dogecoin tweets… Crypto’s up! It’s down! It’s a…

This month, we look at NFT supermodels, T-Swift feuds, and smart bottle guilt. — Silicon Valley tends to take top billing when it comes to the weird and wonderful world of tech, but Utah is busily closing that gap, one ghost-radar app at a time.Over the last year, Utah’s startup scene has undergone a seismic shift, but really WGAF about SaaS news when you…

This month, we look at Zuck’s goats, $500 million superyachts, and the rise of TV programming for dogs — So this May has been one long sweet ride of a month in terms of tech titan tea. The philanthropic billionaire power couple that was Bill and Melinda Gates have celled it quit (now enter rumors about Bill’s 20-year annual vacay with his ex-GF), which occurred with Melinda’s consent (though…