2017 Los Angeles Mayoral Race

Hey, guys. I was looking for a voter’s guide for the mayoral race and couldn’t find one, so I put this little list together that at least catalogues the websites for everyone running. Garcetti is gonna win, perhaps even a majority to avoid a runoff, but I still wanted to do some research. Spread this around if you want. It seems like most of the other candidates are running on single issues. A guy named Zuma Dogg basically thinks Garcetti is a piece of shit and calls him Garshady. Mitchell Jack Schwartz is Mr. No on Measure S. He wants to aggressively build 300,000 units next year. A woman named Pinky’s website is all about how she has a stalker. Some dude named Yuval wants to split Los Angeles into two new cities. PLEASE check out Paul E. Amori’s website because he is literally campaigning on love and looks like a professional pick-up artist/amateur magician. Dennis Richter is the socialist worker’s party candidate and factory worker who doesn’t even have a FUCKING WEBSITE. And a guy named Frantz Pierre is your boy if you’re a universal basic income daddy. I think I have to vote for Paul E. Amori, because I can’t help it I just love love.

David Hernandez — http://www.davidformayor2017.com/home.html

Diane “Pinky” Harman — http://harmanformayor2017.com/

David “Zuma Dogg” Saltsburg — http://ladailyblog.blogspot.com/2016/11/la-political-icon-zuma-dogg-2017-los.html

Mitchell Jack Schwartz — https://mitchellschwartz.nationbuilder.com/

Eric Garcetti — https://www.ericgarcetti.com/

YJ J Draiman — http://www.yjdraiman.org/

Yuval Kremer — https://twitter.com/twocitiesteam?lang=en

Paul E. Amori — http://vote4love.com/2016/10/15/paul-e-amori-mayor-los-angeles/

Dennis Richter — http://www.themilitant.com/2016/8048/index.shtml

Frantz Pierre — http://frantzformayor.com/

Eric Preven — http://www.ericpreven.com/