(More) Realistic Theatre Panels
How Come Y’all Always Have Bagels But No Toaster?
Pretending To Be Lauren Gunderson To Get Produced, A Guide
6 Ways To Decorate Theatre Bathrooms To Distract Patrons From The Broken Toilet Seats
Tier 3 In Memoriam: Saying Goodbye To Actors Who Just Went Equity So You Can’t Ever Hire Them Again
How To Start Your Own Awards (That Your Company Is Actually Eligible For)
What Are We Gonna Do With All These Extra White Women Actors?
Can We Use Guilt To Get New Audiences? Yes. Maybe.
Trapping All The Actors We Like In The PianoFight Basement So They Don’t Move To LA
Pills We Can Give To The Audience So They Can’t Tell The Seats Are Straight Up Metal
The Privilege Of Having Curtains Without Holes In Them And How To Check It
Marketing To The Recently Deceased: How To Raise Them From The Dead And Sell Sell SELL!
Can Women Ever Reclaim Lady Bracknell? Let’s Ask These 8 Men
Interpreting Reviews With Impossibly Poor Grammar
Theatre For A New World Where We’re All Screaming Daily & Nightly
Good Lord When’s Lunch
Hip Eye Glasses To Wear To A Table Read And Have Them All Asking “How’d She Get Vision Insurance?!”
Stage Managers Crafting Actor Burn Books For 4 Hours
Second Lunch
Lighting Designers Repeating The Word Gobo All Afternoon Until It Doesn’t Sound Like A Word Anymore
Everyone Shouting The Names Of Collaborators Who Are Dead To Them
How To Put Together The Same Boring Fundraiser Everybody Else Is Doing
A Room Full Of Booze To Dump In Your Coffee
How To Trick Techies Into Thinking They’re Buying Tickets To Hamilton But It’s Actually Antigone AGAIN
Throwing A Gala Without Food
Trading Names And Addresses Of Rich People
Roundtable Of Weeping
Budget Shredding Without A Paper Shredder
How To Reassure Executive Directors That Their Creativity Isn’t Dead
Paying Interns With Pats On The Back And Baby Carrots