Perfect Titles For Your Edgy New Theater Piece

Allison Page
Jul 27, 2017 · 1 min read

In the diarrhea lamplight

balloon/boy/song

Eating Oreos Underwater

the hummingbird’s claw hammer

Arnold Schwarzenegger Listens To Beethoven On His Roof At Dusk

Whispers of Mink

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DICKFLAP

Once there was this boy, this is the story of the boy and how he came to be called Chad.

We Have All Been To Switzerland In Autumn

Tasteful Noods

~castles made of cronuts~

No WaY JoSé AnDréS — ThE StOrY Of A ChEf

Take The Sheep With You When You Go

coffeeteapeanutspretzels

-poops in two acts- a play w/ music

90 Minutes To Portland

FLUMPJACKS

OH NO, NO NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT

Where’s The Brioche, Wanda?

pebbles in barcelona

^GIRL, YES^

mama, mama, where’s mama

Eternal Damnation On A Hill In Brooklyn

GEORGE CLOONEY’S BUTT

The Mariner At SoulCycle

jessica, jessica, jessica, and you

*************************q

fluffernutter: a musical fable dance

The Dawn Brings A Hot Sun

POTTED PLANTS

Daddy Took A Stapler To The Parking Lot

trash/face

what goes up must come NOW

audiomonster

Desire Of The Alarm Clock

What To Do In The Sea, Greg

Mascarpone

gulp

Allison Page
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