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The 100 Best Characters in The Wire

“Tomorrow, man. What kinda dope fiend be talkin about tomorrow? Tomorrow ain’t shit. Today, Johnny. Today.”

87 min readApr 16, 2022

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The 100 Best Characters in The Wire

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The Battle of the Century: Representation Matters

There were only 8 Black characters in this entire tournament.

17 min readJun 7, 2020

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The Battle of the Century: Representation Matters

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The Battle of the Century: Requiem for a Queen

What, you guys have never heard of “building hype”?

21 min readMay 16, 2020

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The Battle of the Century: Requiem for a Queen

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The Battle of the Century: Buffy’s Revenge

Find out how the Round of 64 ended, and cast your votes for the Round of 32!

29 min readMay 1, 2020

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The Battle of the Century: Buffy’s Revenge

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The Battle of the Century:

1st Round Results and 2nd Round Voting!

31 min readApr 24, 2020

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The Battle of the Century:

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Before the Battle

Context matters! Here’s how the Battle of the Century developed from just a kernal into a small, salty treat.

11 min readApr 18, 2020

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Before the Battle

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The Battle of the Century Begins

In 2011, I was an innocent 6th grader who loved crossword puzzles and baseball. What happened on September 11th changed everyth —

37 min readApr 17, 2020

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The Battle of the Century Begins

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Stinson vs. Reynolds: Battle of the Sitcom Rapists

I know what you’re thinking.

15 min readJul 9, 2018

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Stinson vs. Reynolds: Battle of the Sitcom Rapists

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Kids These Days

Disclaimer: I don’t have kids. Not kids of my own, anyway. I do have 150ish kids who call me their guidance counselor (also, dude, guidance…

5 min readFeb 18, 2018

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This Blog Post Will Solve Gun Violence

The first thing we did at school this morning was have a school-wide moment of silence for the victims of the shooting in Florida.

2 min readFeb 15, 2018

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