Emails From A CEO Who’s Making The Presentation Himself This Time

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Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 2:19:04 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: non-technicals@spoopio.io
Subject: Prez

Where do you get images from?

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 2:22:17 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: non-technicals@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: Prez

I specifically need high-res images of creative-looking people reviewing stuff in an office and it has to have a shit-ton of lens flare. Don’t ask. It’s part of the aesthetic.

Pls send through any images asap.

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 2:34:01 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: non-technicals@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: Prez

Don’t worry. Found them.

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 2:46:23 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: non-technicals@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Prez

Wait, what’s our Getty images login? Do we have a login?

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 2:54:23 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: non-technicals@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Prez

Wow ok, no-one is picking up their phones.

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 2:58:15 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: non-technicals@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Prez

Can one of you photoshop out the watermark on these? I need them but I’m not going to pay $595 for an image. For a haircut, yes. For an image, no.

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Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 3:12:20 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: non-technicals@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Prez

Also, this one:

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Also super part of the presentation.

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 3:19:04 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: non-technicals@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Prez

What’s a good font?

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 3:20:08 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: non-technicals@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Prez

Fuck it. I’m not doing words.

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 3:27:11 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: everyone@spoopio.io
Subject: Prez

Team.
I only have 4 hours until I have to present this to the board so I’m going to need everyone to work on this now. I know I said I was going to do it myself but that was then and this is now.

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 3:37:31 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: everyone@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: Prez

Check out the lens flare on these bad boys. It’s like these people work on the sun.

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Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 3:40:19 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: everyone@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: Prez

It’s so funny how you all make out like presentations are hard. I pay you guys way too much lol.

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 3:42:13 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: everyone@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Prez

ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN PHONES AND HELP ME.

Date: August 22nd, 2016 at 6:27:01 AM PST
From: Zach Hodge <z@spoopio.io>
To: everyone@spoopio.io
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Prez

Hey team,

I finished the presentation (attached) and, after a lot of soul-searching, decided to go in a different direction. I realized it’s not about the content of the deck, it’s about a feeling. It’s time for us to cut the jargon and get back to basics. No bullshit, just values.

lmk what you think.

Thx
-Z

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