Emails From A CEO Who’s Making The Presentation Himself This Time
Where do you get images from?
I specifically need high-res images of creative-looking people reviewing stuff in an office and it has to have a shit-ton of lens flare. Don’t ask. It’s part of the aesthetic.
Pls send through any images asap.
Don’t worry. Found them.
Wait, what’s our Getty images login? Do we have a login?
Wow ok, no-one is picking up their phones.
Can one of you photoshop out the watermark on these? I need them but I’m not going to pay $595 for an image. For a haircut, yes. For an image, no.
Also, this one:
Also super part of the presentation.
What’s a good font?
Fuck it. I’m not doing words.
I only have 4 hours until I have to present this to the board so I’m going to need everyone to work on this now. I know I said I was going to do it myself but that was then and this is now.
Check out the lens flare on these bad boys. It’s like these people work on the sun.
It’s so funny how you all make out like presentations are hard. I pay you guys way too much lol.
ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN PHONES AND HELP ME.
I finished the presentation (attached) and, after a lot of soul-searching, decided to go in a different direction. I realized it’s not about the content of the deck, it’s about a feeling. It’s time for us to cut the jargon and get back to basics. No bullshit, just values.
lmk what you think.