Andy SmithBREAKING: Trump Reopens Stock Market to Trade Futures in RacismPresident Trump allowed trading in world markets to resume today, if only for a few minutes, so that uneasy speculators could take…Apr 9, 2020Apr 9, 2020
Andy SmithWhen, Exactly, Did It Become Not Okay to Say You’re a Nazi?I don’t mean officers in the High Command or soldiers at Normandy or even guards in labor camps. At some point, you’re chillin’ with a…Apr 8, 2020Apr 8, 2020
Andy SmithAnd They’re Willing to Die: Conservatives and CoronavirusThe truth, of course, is closer to home. It’s personal. The truth is I don’t want to do this again. I don’t want to have to go through…Mar 13, 2020Mar 13, 2020
Andy Smith“Anyone Who Can Beat Trump” Won’t Beat Trump — But Here’s Who WillAnyone-Who-Can-Beat-Trump is not a strategy. It’s not inspiring. It’s desperate. It’s scooping up a double handful of water and flinging…Feb 16, 2020Feb 16, 2020
Andy SmithDear Children (Teens-20s) of Trump Voters on the Eve of War in [INSERT COUNTRY HERE]I was checking out your (Dad/Mom)’s feed and I saw your Facebook page. Man oh man, s/he and I sure like to cut up and laugh at the world…Jan 3, 2020Jan 3, 2020
Andy SmithHope for 2020? I Prefer HateDo you have any hope? a friend asked me about Trump, about what’s happening to the rule of law, about the coming year and its coming…Jan 1, 2020Jan 1, 2020
Andy SmithLet Us Be Responsible Not to God, but to Each OtherThe most insidious idea common to all religions is this: a higher power will forgive you. No matter how deliberately harmful or deadly in…Dec 25, 2019Dec 25, 2019
Andy SmithHappy Holidays! Stop Saying “Happy Holidays!”Stop saying “Happy Holidays!” Just stop. It’s that time of year for polite euphemisms for this time of year. Happy Holidays…Nov 29, 2019Nov 29, 2019
Andy SmithA theory of time travel, goosebumps, Netflix, and seven billion billion billion atomic bombsI’ve been thinking a lot about goosebumps lately. Goosebumps and time. They’re called goosebumps because they look like the raised…Nov 14, 2019Nov 14, 2019
Andy SmithConservatives Are a Party of Bullies and PunksConservatives are a party of bullies and punks and unrepentant shitheels, biddies and busybodies, whinybabies and pissants of the lowest…Aug 18, 2019Aug 18, 2019
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