Andy SmithBREAKING: Trump Reopens Stock Market to Trade Futures in RacismPresident Trump allowed trading in world markets to resume today, if only for a few minutes, so that uneasy speculators could take…3 min read·Apr 9, 2020----
Andy SmithWhen, Exactly, Did It Become Not Okay to Say You’re a Nazi?I don’t mean officers in the High Command or soldiers at Normandy or even guards in labor camps. At some point, you’re chillin’ with a…6 min read·Apr 8, 2020----
Andy SmithAnd They’re Willing to Die: Conservatives and CoronavirusThe truth, of course, is closer to home. It’s personal. The truth is I don’t want to do this again. I don’t want to have to go through…6 min read·Mar 13, 2020----
Andy Smith“Anyone Who Can Beat Trump” Won’t Beat Trump — But Here’s Who WillAnyone-Who-Can-Beat-Trump is not a strategy. It’s not inspiring. It’s desperate. It’s scooping up a double handful of water and flinging…8 min read·Feb 16, 2020----
Andy SmithDear Children (Teens-20s) of Trump Voters on the Eve of War in [INSERT COUNTRY HERE]I was checking out your (Dad/Mom)’s feed and I saw your Facebook page. Man oh man, s/he and I sure like to cut up and laugh at the world…3 min read·Jan 3, 2020----
Andy SmithHope for 2020? I Prefer HateDo you have any hope? a friend asked me about Trump, about what’s happening to the rule of law, about the coming year and its coming…8 min read·Jan 1, 2020----
Andy SmithLet Us Be Responsible Not to God, but to Each OtherThe most insidious idea common to all religions is this: a higher power will forgive you. No matter how deliberately harmful or deadly in…3 min read·Dec 25, 2019----
Andy SmithHappy Holidays! Stop Saying “Happy Holidays!”Stop saying “Happy Holidays!” Just stop. It’s that time of year for polite euphemisms for this time of year. Happy Holidays…5 min read·Nov 29, 2019----
Andy SmithA theory of time travel, goosebumps, Netflix, and seven billion billion billion atomic bombsI’ve been thinking a lot about goosebumps lately. Goosebumps and time. They’re called goosebumps because they look like the raised…3 min read·Nov 14, 2019----
Andy SmithConservatives Are a Party of Bullies and PunksConservatives are a party of bullies and punks and unrepentant shitheels, biddies and busybodies, whinybabies and pissants of the lowest…5 min read·Aug 18, 2019----