Why Millennials Are Killing Thinkpieces
Let’s say you’re a writer.
Let’s say you’re a good writer.
But you don’t live in New York.
You don’t live in San Francisco.
Several weeks ago, I, Nightlife, visionary, dreamweaver, published columnist, inspiration to billions, and above all, simple, humble man, penned a true epic of modern journalism. What was it, you ask? Because apparently you’re a fucking idiot and don’t already know?