I have a dog called Incredible Sam.

Why Incredible?

Why, that’s what my doggy Sam am!

But, what makes him Incredible?
Explain if you can.
A dog is a dog is a dog, young man.

I’ll tell you why he’s incredible he,
open an ear, while I pour you some tea.

I do not drink tea.

Coffee?

Please.

Well…
he can walk
he can run
he can chase
he can jump
he can wag with his tail
he can lick with his front
he’s as tall as himself
he’s as wide as he be
he’s my doggy
my Sam
& incredi
to me.