Mackenzie Carson SoukupTrump Mistakes Paris Agreement for Woody Allen MovieIn what will be remembered as a historic mistake, President Donald Trump has decided to leave the Paris Agreement, stating “Woody Allen is…Jun 5, 2017Jun 5, 2017
Mackenzie Carson SoukupGroundbreaking Study Reveals My Mom is Better Than Your MomIn a recent study by the CCM (Center for Carson’s Mother) a team of specialists determined that my Mom is the best mom. Geneticists were…May 14, 2017May 14, 2017
Mackenzie Carson SoukupinThe Anthem SprintersObama Relieved Trump Never Found Wiretap in HairpieceRecently, President Trump has accused Former President Obama of wiretapping Trump Tower during the election. Trump stands by these…May 10, 2017May 10, 2017
Mackenzie Carson SoukupinThe HavenColbert Under FCC Investigation For Making Obscene Comments About the Wrong GenderLate night comedian, Stephen Colbert is under FCC investigation for obscene jokes he made during one of his monologues.May 6, 2017May 6, 2017
Mackenzie Carson SoukupinThe Anthem SprintersTrump Surprises Armada With Trip to Disneyland Instead!There was some confusion surrounding the destination of a fleet of Navy ships last week. Sources now say that the armada, originally…Apr 25, 2017Apr 25, 2017
Mackenzie Carson SoukupinThe Anthem SprintersPlane Ride Very Awkward for United Employee Who Took Passenger’s Seat.On Sunday, an overbooked United flight turned into a disturbing scene of excessive force as a man was dragged off the flight to make room…Apr 11, 2017Apr 11, 2017
Mackenzie Carson SoukupinThe Anthem SprintersStreaming Services Hate Him!Meet the man who gets Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime without paying a cent!Mar 27, 2017Mar 27, 2017
Mackenzie Carson SoukupThe Hogwarts House Killer Strikes Again!The third in a string of Hogwarts House related murders has been committed. This time, the victim was Luke Antonio, who, according to the…Mar 13, 2017Mar 13, 2017
Mackenzie Carson SoukupFake News Site Issues Apology For Posting Actual FactsThis week the popular Alt-Right news publication, trumpthatbitch.net, drafted an apology for posting an article that was factually…Mar 7, 2017Mar 7, 2017
Mackenzie Carson SoukupReporter at Breitbart Uncomfortable With Amount of Control He Has Over the PresidentFollowing this week’s investigation into the alleged phone-tapping in Trump Tower, Beitbart staff reporter Joe Pollak has stated that his…Mar 6, 2017Mar 6, 2017
