Confessions of Two Stalkers

X: Hey Y, next time when you sing Kid Rock’s Picture, can I sing the Sheryl Crow’s part with you?
 Y: Sure, X.
 *pensive silence*
 How did you know that I sing this song?
 X: Saw the comment on one of your FB uploads saying that it was “A picture of me singing Picture.”
 Y: But… We are not friends on FB!
 X: *nervous giggle* Came across your profile recently.
 *awkward silence*
 X: Anyway…

Y: BTW, your FB posts are too good.
 X: Thank you, Y.
 *pensive silence*
 But… We are not friends on FB!
 Y: *nervous giggle* Came across your profile recently.
 *awkward silence*
 Y: Anyway…