I like it. Imagine CNN news adopting this standard.

“. . .The So Called Ruler of the United States had more Bullshit for the country today. Apparently, 5 million extraterrestrials landed in New Hampshire, produced valid voter IDs, and then cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton. When reminded that only slightly less than 700,00 votes were recorded in New Hampshire, Trump began to talk about the Meat Loaf at Mar-a-Lago and how Mexico was paying for it. Finally Trump concluded by saying that he never spent in time in Russia looking for undocumented Mexican immigrants to harvest Trump Wine to give away to Steve Bannon, Thus bringing the Daily Trump Bullshit level to a respectable 4.6 ft.

“ Kind of an off day for him huh Jim ? “

“Oh absolutely! No where near the stinking mountains of Bullshit that he generated on February 17th. That day he produced enough fertilizer to cover Iowa 3 inches deep. . .

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