Verizon called me today TWICE to tell me they were looking for the phone I had upgraded from and haven’t received it. I went to their website to try to notify them that I had sent the phone and I got their chat bot trying to help me figure it all out.
Well, it couldn’t (of course — this isn’t a request for help, actually)
But the worst part? I got stuck in the AI equivalent of Telephone Tree Hell because the chat bot couldn’t figure out how to get me to a live chat rep over a more than 4 hour period of checking periodically.
I am all about automating answers to common questions.
But my question really isn’t common. And it’s really not something I need help with, it’s just a statement. It’s something I need updated on my account
But Verizon has failed miserably with one part of implementing their automatic chat bot system — no way to get me a live person unless “someone is available”.
Here’s the thing:
- If no humans are working today, tell me that. Otherwise, tell me how long I have to wait, if you can. You used to do this…
- If there’s a wait time, I’ll wait — I am on my computer anyway, it’s all good.
- Even better: TEXT ME — I mean, you ARE the phone company after all — maybe text me when it’s a good time to talk.
- Can I email you (the digital equivalent of voicemail)?
Can you hear me now, Verizon?