Disappointed Vacationing Neo-Victorians Demand Their Money Back, Teach Us A Thing Or Two
Ester Bloom

“tell a snooty waiter that I want a replacement or I won’t pay”

You don’t tell him *that*. You note the rotten tomatoes, see how it is resolved, and if not satisfactory, then complain about being charged for the rotten salad that ruined your meal.

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