People who try to tell me that things shouldn’t make me happy get put in the same ignore bin as…

The minimalist smugs are a smug ahead of the rest of them.

“I don’t even own a spoon, or a chair!!” Ok, so where do you sleep? “In a spare bedroom in a cousin’s house.” Oh, so you’re a mooch? “I pay rent!” Ok, fine; at a market rate for a furnished apartment? “???? uh…?” And you eat out every meal? That sounds expensive! “I pay for a share of the groceries, too.” Oh, so you own a co-op interest in some boxes of cereal and a loaf of bread?

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