Buyer’s Remorse

I never agreed to marry Nigel Farrage at a drunken Las Vegas Wedding

Dear Emily Tierney

And all the other random brexit voters that the powers-that-be pulled out of the cracks in a desperate attempt to second-guess the wishes of the majority of the electorate.

DOZENS, that’s right, DOZENS (out of how many million, exactly? I can’t even be bothered to google it) of voters regret voting leave.

Boris, who so loves to compare himself favourably with Churchill, might recall that Churchill once said:

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter

What Emily describes as “an act of national insanity” is actually the ultimate expression of democracy in action. The referendum was fairly funded and democratically endorsed.

I frequently do or say things that I regret. As an adult, I am expected to take responsibility for my foolishness and I expect Emily to do the same.

I estimate that for every dozen leave voters who regret there is a corresponding dozen remain voters who regret.

Did the editors at The Independent give an assignment to a cub reporter to find a leave voter with buyer’s remorse?

Of course not, they already have hundreds of commentators (including Emily) who generate “content” for free.

Is this news?

Am I really interested in reading this childishness?

Where is personal responsibility?

Now you and “a lot of other people who don’t like the result” are supposedly demanding a new referendum so that you guys can cast a vote that you really mean.

You have already asked yourself why Nigel Farage would say that the victory was acheived without a single shot being fired.

I won’t lecture you about disenfranchisement but I will point out to you that your actions have consequences. Think about that the next time you go to the ballot box.

In the meantime, watch Nigel Farage exult in the mandate that YOU and millions like you, have given him: