Beautiful. This is your best post EVAR!! I’d like to see them steal this.

Can I take that to mean that you’ll add me as a writer on Slackjaw and The Athenaeum so I can submit it asap and become an Internet sensation?

Or were you merely flourishing the brutal sword of irony, that salt in the they’re-not-paying-me-yet wound of the miserable hoping-for-a-break writer?

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