I AM WEALTHY!!!

I am an elitist romantic liberal!!!

Those are the best compliments I’ve gotten all day!

(Is there perhaps something I’ve misunderstood? Liberal is a compliment, right?)

Larry Kotch says it so it must be true.

Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

I am wealthy! I am rich! I am loaded!

Those red numbers on my bank account statement don’t mean Jack!!!

In Scandinavia we don’t have classes so even though I might like to be upper middle class, I’m not.

But I’m wealthy so who cares about the class nonsense!!!