From A Book Of Childrens Tales, I bring you the lovely story: The Story Of Little Suck-A-Thumb, by some sick freak named Heinrich Hoffmann.
The Tuesday (On Wednesday) Quotable

I know this one!

Why torment kids with this stuff?

Maybe that’s why I turned out the way I did.

Did this little book of horrors also include:

The chief defect of Henry King was chewing little bits of string
At last he swallowed some which tied
itself in ugly knots inside

Cautionary Tales

Or the lady who pointed to a bust of Venus De Milo and told her child:

“That’s what happens if you bite your nails”

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