I am with you on this.
Further arguments against Parsley:
1. Sticks between your teeth like a greenfly
2. Sometimes gritty
At least cilantro is modern, it’s got that going for it.
Mom put parsley on everything except egg-custard.
That got nutmeg.
Then there’s dill. My dislike of dill deserves a whole article for itself but I can give you a sneak preview of the time I gave blood at work, my blood pressure plummeted and my dill-laden lunch wound up spattered on the floor.