Porch Painting

Wouldn’t it be absolutely hysterical if we all showed up one day to paint the porch?

I would give my right… er, I would LOVE to see the look on her face when you walk out on the porch, see the van on which we’ve painted “MEDIUM porch-painting and other irksome stuff you have to do to get laid around here”

You open the door into the house and shout:

“Honey, my Medium friends are here to paint the porch”

She walks out onto the porch, she thinks you’re kidding and there we stand, the motley crew, paintbrushes in hand, all decked out in our white overalls, ready to roll…