The Dickonomics of Tinder
Alana Massey

Alana, every single sentence you write runs blisteringly true. Photo:

Rings So True

Oh boy, I want to learn this by heart and recite it to everyone.

Every sentence rings blisteringly true.

What’s the difference beteen facts and truth?

This is truth.

Here’s my dating experience:

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