Average News NetworkReport: All 30 MLB Bullpens are Worst in the LeagueA new report from the Society for American Baseball Research (SABR) shows that all 30 relief pitching staffs in Major League Baseball rank…Aug 5Aug 5
Average News NetworkChaos at the Convention: Jimmy Carter Nominated for Democratic TicketMILWAUKEE, WI — In a surprise move by the Democratic National Committee, former president Jimmy Carter has been nominated as the…Aug 19, 2020Aug 19, 2020
Average News NetworkMan Procrastinates by Making Yet Another Box of Kraft Mac ’n’ Cheese, Report Concerned RoommatesSwarthmore PA — Local college student James Hart is once again procrastinating by making yet another box of Kraft brand Mac ’n’ Cheese…Jan 18, 2020Jan 18, 2020
Average News NetworkThe One City You MUST Visit in 2020 (Or Not; It’s Totally Up to You)New Year. New Decade. New You. What better way to kick off the Modern Twenties than by visiting the city that will undoubtedly become your…Jan 1, 2020Jan 1, 2020
Average News NetworkRoommates’ Game of Trash Chicken Enters Perilous Fourth WeekMALIBU, CA — A foul stench wafts out the windows of apartment 103. It is the most obvious hint to the outside world of the battle of wills…Dec 15, 2019Dec 15, 2019
Average News NetworkBREAKING: SHIT-TON OF EMERGENCY VEHICLES IN MASSELL QUAD!WALTHAM, MA — Emergency lights lit up the night Friday at Massell quad as a shit-ton of BranPo and BEMCO vehicles converged on the…Dec 9, 2019Dec 9, 2019
