a bad joke about the thing for each of the beyonce songs in my itunes library
Dangerously In Love
Crazy in Love — More like, Crazy, and Not in Love.
Naughty Girl — Solange is the Naughty Girl
Baby Boy — Lots of Babies in this elevator!
Hip Hop Star — Three Hip Hop Stars in this elevator!
Be with You — Jay-Z probably doesn’t want to Be With Solange anymore
“Me, Myself and I” — Me, Myself, and Irate
Yes — The opposite of what everyone said when they saw the video
Signs — Maybe Illuminati Signs????
Speechless — when I saw the video i was Speechless
That’s How You Like It — This would be a good taunt for Solange to yell at Jay while she was hitting him
The Closer I Get to You — The Closer I Get To You… the more i want to kick you!!!
Dangerously in Love 2 — Looks like being In Love with solange is Dangerous
Beyonce Interlude — Haha hitting someone is Inter-rude
Gift from Virgo — This video was a Gift (from Virgo)
Daddy — jay-z is a Daddy
B’Day
Deja Vu — a sibling rivalry? looks like… Deja Vu
Get Me Bodied — Get Me Bodied? More like, get me sister’s body off Jay-Z
Suga Mama — looks like solange went from sweet (like Suga Mama) to sour
Upgrade U — Uppercut U
Ring The Alarm — ring the alarm, because there’s a fight in the elevator
Kitty Kat — Kitty Kat likes to scratch!
Freakum Dress — Solange freaks out in her Freakum Dress
Green Light — Nobody gave Solange the Green Light to punch Jay-Z
Irreplaceable — This video is so good. It’s Irreplaceable.
Resentment — Resentment.
I Am… Sasha Fierce
If I Were A Boy — If Beyonce Were A Boy maybe she would have stepped in
Halo — I can see your Halo, but I couldn’t see your Haymaker!!
Disappear — I bet the Knowles family wants this video to Disappear
Broken-Hearted Girl — Solange is the Broken-Hearted Girl
Ave Maria — maybe someone named Maria was in the elevator
Satellites — Satellites are beaming this video all over the globe
Smash Into You — can’t think of something for this one
That’s Why You’re Beautiful — “That’s Why You’re not Beautiful” —jay-z to solange
Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) — if you like it then you shouldn’t have punched it in an elevator
Radio — this story will be all over the Radio
Diva — someone was acting like a Diva
Sweet Dreams — guess who probably didn’t have Sweet Dream. it was jay-z
Video Phone — the blurry footage was taken on a Video Phone
Hello — probably one of the first thing jay-z ever said to solange or vice versa was “Hello”
Ego — celebrities have big Egos
Scared Of Lonely — maybe Solange was actingo ut because she felt like a third wheel and was Scared of Lonely
Why Don’t You Love Me? — “Why don’t You Love Me?” solange asked jay-z
4
1+1 — 1+1 = 2. 2 fists.
I Care — I Care, and i think everyone cares about this
I Miss You — Solange calls up jay-z in the year 2335 and says “I Miss You” (they are immortal)
Best Thing I Never Had — the Best Thing I Never Had was clearer footage with audio
Party — that Party got wild
Rather Die Young — i’d Rather Die Young than live in a world where these three are fighting
Start Over — solange probably wants to Start Over with jay-z
Love On Top — there was Love On Top of the building but the elevator was headed down
Countdown — as the elevator floors Counted Down, the fight broke out
End Of Time — dischord among the Knowles clan is a sign of the End of Time
I Was Here — “I Was Here” said the first person to blab about this whole thing
Run the World (Girls) — solange wasn’t Running away from a fight
Lay Up Under Me — Lay Up Under Me? More like, laid out in an elevator
Schoolin’ Life — Who needs adegree when you’re schoolin’ jay-z in an elevator
Dance For You — maybe jay-z asked her to dance and she didn’t want to
Beyoncé
Pretty Hurts — Pretty Hurts, just like Solange’s roundhouse kick
Haunted — Jay-z will be Haunted by this video forever
Drunk In Love — Drunk In Love? More like, drunk not in love. with Jay-Z
Blow — Jay-z took a Blow to the head
No Angel — Solange is certainly No Angel
Partition — Driver roll up the partition please/I don’t need you seeing my sister and husband fight
Jealous — Solange was maybe Jealous? idk
Rocket — Solange has quick reflexes, like a Rocket.
Mine — “Oh, cool fists, Jay. Check out Mine.”
XO — this situation must be a real Challenger for the Knowles family.
***Flawless — I woke up like this (Made at Jay-Z)
Superpower — Beyonce’s superpower is not reacting to a fight at all
Heaven — That elevator certainly wasn’t headed upwards toward Heaven
Blue — Jay-Z’s gonna have some black and Blue marks.
Grown Woman — “Solange, stop! you are a Grown Woman.”