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rudeboot on Jun 28

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Introducing Swoom

Sometimes, the sum of the parts is less than the whole

Swoom is revolutionary product from BooJay Labs.

Read more is good to learn about Swoom.

HI. I AM BOOT. I WORK BOOJAY LABS.

QUESTION YOU NOW:

—IS FLOOR DIRTY IN HOUSE?

—DOES SWIFFER NOT SWIFF AS PROMISE?

—BROOMPAN DUSTY AND MAKE YOU COUGH?

CONFUSED!! HOW CLEAN WITH DUSTY DUST PAN???

NO FEAR YOU!!!!

INTRODUCE SWOOM:

SWOOM PROTOTYPE. NO STEALING IDEAS!

SWOOM IS SWIFFER-BROOM!

BOTH WORLDS BEST. BUT BETTER!

—YOU CLEAN MORE WITH SWOOM.

—YOU FASTER CLEAN AS WELL WITH SWOOM.

—MORE TIME FOR KIDS AND HAPPINESS WITH SWOOM.

DO NOT BEING SMACKED BY BROOM- OWCH!!

OW!! STOP IT BROOM!!!

DO NOT BEING STUCK WITH SMELLY SWIFFER!!!!

GROSS! SMELL LIKE SWIFFER? GROSS!

BUY SWOOM SOON.

—SWOOM NOT READY NOW.

—SWOOM ONLY PROTOTYPE.

—SWOOM SOON THOUGH.

YOU THINK “REGRETS”??? NOPE.

YOU WONT HAVE.

GUARANTEE.

—THAT IS BOOJAY GUARANTEE!

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