Better check and make sure those “new Americans” don’t consider your suggestion of squirrel cuisine a detestable curse from a despicable infidel. You might be in for a close shave (=decapitation, in plain English).

Also be ready to give up pigmeat, bikinis and free thought. Be ready to accept religious courts, polygamy (forced if necessary) and honor killings. And the streets blocked off for mandatory mass prayers on Friday.

Well that’s multiculturalism for you! Don’t want to look like any kind of intolerant “-phobe”!