Wow. You’re Gawker DNA must be at work.
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Two spelling errors in the first two paragraphs. Achtung! ‘You’re’ for ‘Your’ and ‘paen’ for ‘paean’. It you don’t care to learn how to write those twenty-five cent words then them you should avoid, Boyd.

You’re welcome!

Sincerely,

Der Grammar Obersturmbannführer

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