Things Dudes Have Said to Me After Sex
Catherine Cohen
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Well dear I’d suggest you join up with the Moonies, and they’ll arrange a 5000-strong mass wedding, pairing you up with a sullen-faced non-English-speaking Korean dude who will not give you any pause for thought, either before or after The Act.

I think my favorite ‘after-sex’ quote ever was from the backstage groupie who got rogered by the famed Rolling Stones singer, commenting “You’re good, but you’re no Mick Jagger.”

(Poor Mick.) (Or rather, poor little rich Mick.)

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