How to lose your virginity in 3 easy steps…

1. Find a place that you feel will work as a good spot to lose one’s virginity. (say, a small attic that’s dusty and smells of melted crayons, or a crowded pool hall with low tables and plenty of pool cues.)
2. Invite a random passerby to come with you (no pun intended) so that he/she/them may deflower you in that special place, and savor in the first spray of your unadulterated man mustard or quim.
3. Take said passerby to predestined place to lose one’s virginity, and simply open your legs.

As a side note, mood music, if used, should be thought out carefully. As the song will always remind you of your first penetration from then on. (For me, it was “BAD COMPANY”, by, err, Bad Company.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5GXbk58R0

Be well!