Dope Dealing Dragons and The Hustler Species ….Next in line for The Kingdom.
Dope dealing dragons ( ya know! like the ones from the movies ..Rush, Blow , and Scarface, but as dragons instead) are probably the most known and loved creatures in all of history…and movies, and totally fit to be king.
Although they are ususally depicted as dealin’ dope and trappin’ , they are more times than not, the most cultured, charming, and critical thinking, any man or creature may be, definitely having all the qualities fit for a king.
Street critic Labrador De La Kennel and Ley Enz, captain of The Rad and Bad Friends con-sultants team , point out one golden rule sewn throughout all epic stories, time and history ;
“to capture a dope dealing dragon is a right of passage , it’s like one king capturing another king” . As a result of this long held practice , dope dealing dragons are often the symbol of movies and songs , tales and legends, and a prime target of stingrays lurking in shallow water”
…. (so keep your feet dry dragons and stay on the beach).
No other tale tells this truth better than the legendary Kocha Cabana who’s name literally translates into ‘koch cell’ (which sounds like ‘coke cell’ , which isn’t really ‘coke’ or ‘Coke’ per se, but ‘koch’ as in ‘the star’ or ‘the fractal’ or ‘the snowflake’ , but not ‘snow’ like ‘coke’, but ‘snow’ like ‘koch’…..awww forget it , you get what I’m saying ! )
Kocha Cabana was a legendary dragon, one that every man wished to capture. For if a man captured Kocha Cabana he would have all the secrets of time , and surely be king.
Legend has it , this dope dealing dragon’s cell phone was so valuable (Fun Fact #1- Dragons had cell phone technology long before humans) , it was more valuable than all of the gold in the Federal Reserve….before the gold went missing.
His cell phone contained all the secrets of how dope dealing dragons build kingdoms and if a persecutor …uhmm uhmm I mean prosecutor, was to put his ears up against it , his ear would start ringing and he would magically know all of the secrets of the dope dragons on the street ; as if he actually saw it with his own two eyes and experienced it with his own two feet!!!!
I know, simply and utterly amazing !
Yet! as persecutors …prosecutors, started discovering , “dope dealing dragons” are often misunderstood. Though they can be your quote unquote “typical dragon” , they can also be just your run of the mill Hustler Species , just trying to make nothing into something.
I mean turning air into fire is no easy feat!
Many people give the Hustler Species a bad wrap, figuratively and literally, simply because of the way they are portrayed in the mainstream media , and in countless court cases.
The original description of a Hustler Species , from about 500 A.D should be taken very seriously , here’s how it reads :
The dope dealing dragon, a genus of the Hustler species, is the largest dragon species that has ever lived on this planet and walked on the streets. They take a small breath of air , mix it with dragon juice (which we think is salt based) and then spit out fire and game, and surprisingly this talent and process allows them to make lots of gold and diamonds from it, even pick up a few ladies.
Being on the go , the dope dealing dragon rushes from cave to cave , hustling to be the dopest . On account of this , a lot of commotion surrounds the dope dealing dragon, and such a dope dealing dragon kicks up a lot of dust in it’s travels, which makes for many a’ misconceptions. Somewhere in time the “unaware and unawake” mixed up the idea of ‘being dope’ with dope, which was a slang word for drugs or substance , and aaalllll of a sudden, the dope dealing dragon got pinned as the “drug dealing dragon” …the rest is history.
Yet aside from fairy tales and fiction, this amazing species harnesses it’s strength and popularity not in it’s breath (like most people think) but in it’s tale.
Let every man be aware! It is dangerous to fock around with a dope dragon’s mission , for if such a dope dealing dragon catches you focking with it’s plan and vision, it will crush you with it’s thousand-gram, kilo weight tale and then the rest is over from there…. such a dope dealing dragons’ jaws lock down on you like a pit bull and it’s breath engulfs you in it’s fire, turning you into the gold and diamonds it was going after in the first place.
But dope dragons are totally harmless in play. So it’s not necessary to fight against this renowned species of a hustler , just be cool with them and they’ll let you in on their secrets and possibly on their street. For even elephants in the room, regardless of how big their size, are not safe from this grand 3D species.
*3D species is the Dope Dealing Dragon , in case you didn’t get it .
The weapon
It’s easy to see why dope dealing dragons are subject to search and seizure and why they are portrayed like the bad ones in popular media. Still to this day a simple mid-evil weapon is used to capture this grandeur of a species , ‘the single frame reference’.
These antics go way back to Coke and Magna Charta( not Kocha Cabana this time, but Sir Edward Coke , ya know , dude from England.) He warns, no soulless entity can ever conquer a 3D species and because to do so , one must know what the 3D species is thinking.
Well , dope dealing dragons are the smartest of all species, I mean they turn nothing into something and then evolve it into everything.
So ever since then, it has been soulless entities vs. dope dealing dragons, and because they ( the soulless) figured out they couldn’t slay the dragons, they just built huge cages, and captured them instead. Over time, power shifted and more 3D species became imprisoned and with less dope dealing dragons around , the soulless were able to paint their own image of this 3D species , and then leak it out to the media .
It’s really that simple and plain you see.
Middlesex Dragons
(For kindness to my hands and to your ears, I’m just going to shorten “dope dealing dragons” to dope dragons , but we’re still talking about the same thing.)
Dope dragons play a major role in the history of Middlesex. Middlesex New Jersey is known as the Guard Den State , and where all the dopest of dragons reside. There have been many fore-warnings not to mess with the 3Ds there but I guess many forgot that dragons are real. Here’s a perfect tale, that exemplifies the quality of dope dragons found in the Guard Den state , specifically Middlesex New Jersey.
New Jersey is home to many dragons because that’s where the land’s mouth opens up …in a quaint little town called Aberdeen, bordering the counties of Middlesex and Monmouth. So it’s a natural habitat for dope dragons to live in.
After all dope dragons need to be free to breath in regular air, mix it up with dragon juice, and then spit fire with it .
In the next chronicle , I’ll show you how dope dragons do this , and give you a real-time , live tale to follow. And once and for all I will crush the misconception that all dope dealing dragons are like what you see in the movies and on t.v and why they are next in line to be king .
Until then … #LongLiveDopeDragons
I gotta run , a Centaur keeps tweetin’ me
~Gioia of The World
