RAONIC HAIR SWEEPS MURRAY IN WIMBLEDON SUB FINAL.
Brian Lutz / July 10, 2016
Wimbledon-In a laugher Milos Raonic sweeps Andy Murray’s follicles aside in Wimbledon Sub Final awarded to the best hair cut of the Championships.
Neophyte Wimbledon sponsor Super Cuts handed out the golden comb after the Royal Box emptied on Sunday to Canada’s Milos Raonic after his breezy 6–1, 6–2, 6–3 straights sets win over Andy Murray. It was a lopsided contest for heavy favorite and Canada’s number one ranked tennis players and his famous Ready to Wed hair style. The meticulously prepped damp hair with smoothing lotion overmatched the Birds Nest hairdo sported by Scotland’s finest tennis player. Murray struggled throughout the match covering up his follicle deficiencies with his sponsor’s hat.
The finely cut 3mm grass courts on Center Court were an pointed backdrop for the new champion’s hair to shine. The deep chestnut brown strands were blown dry with a Denman brush to smooth back the hair for optimum performance ideally coordinated with his aggressive baseline play. The gentle smooth back finish is classic Ready To Wed style that awed those in attendance and watching from home on high definition televisions around the world.
Moments before the award presentation he neatly organized his racquets and towels and pulled out a small sprayer from his attache kit to finish with a light hold hairspray giving him subtle yet minimum shine after 98 minutes of on court action.
For bed head wearing Murray its back to the mirror before the American hard court seasons and Rio Olympics.
Brian Lutz
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Originally published at www.backhand-city.com.