You ever wake up alive and not dead?
You ever buy a loaf of bread and eggs and milk and the total comes out to $100 even.
You ever put an earphone in the right ear without having checked to see which ear it belonged to first?
You ever run a red light and not get caught?
You ever give someone a compliment and they accept it without denying?
You ever write a medium post and get one recommendation?
You ever have a $20 bill in your pocket for more than a day without breaking it?
You ever ask someone to pick a card, any card, and they pick and you put it back in the deck and you shuffle and after 3 attempts of asking if this is their card they say yes?
A fucking coincidence.
I’d be a great magician.
Anthony Jauregui, 22
Half Bad Ass Half Phony