Magic

Anthony Jauregui
Jul 19, 2016 · 1 min read

You ever wake up alive and not dead?

Magic.

You ever buy a loaf of bread and eggs and milk and the total comes out to $100 even.

Magic.

You ever put an earphone in the right ear without having checked to see which ear it belonged to first?

Magic.

You ever run a red light and not get caught?

Magic.

You ever give someone a compliment and they accept it without denying?

Magic.

You ever write a medium post and get one recommendation?

Magic.

You ever have a $20 bill in your pocket for more than a day without breaking it?

Magic.

You ever ask someone to pick a card, any card, and they pick and you put it back in the deck and you shuffle and after 3 attempts of asking if this is their card they say yes?

A fucking coincidence.

I’d be a great magician.

Anthony Jauregui, 22

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