LOL.. my stars, so funny!
Also, NOT a fun experience for you IRL at all! But ya’ know, those angelic home remedies do work. The 100% cranberry juice, certainly… apple cider vinegar would be similar to cranberry juice — very acidic. The acid is what is needed to clear out the little buggers in the UTI.
Can I surmise here that you didn’t have much patience with the whole messy situation, and you thought perhaps you could “fix” yourself with one glass of cranberry juice, and one each of the other remedies? After which a tremendous amount of “Nuthin’ Happ’ning Here, Folks!” occurred?
Most of the time, I’ve found that I have to drink cranberry juice, lemonade, orange juice.. etc. etc. ad nauseum, on a regular basis to stay out of trouble.
The volcano story effects are fabulous! In any case. :)
I’m sorry you went through that Hell Night on Bald Mountain, but I’m glad you are feeling better now, Gillian. :)