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Those Porsche Carrera-design sunglasses from the early 90s and pork pie hat make me think of Woody Harrelson in every drug-dealer/stoner role he’s ever played. Or maybe just ever role where he appears stoned. The bow tie is…James Bond? The color scheme looks like the 1984 Olympics. The whole ensemble has a hipster-pimp feel. So they’re targeting their encrypted services to millennial drug dealers, spies, escorts, and Olympic officials who want to keep bribes and kickbacks secret. OK then.

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