“my lack of immigration status” Oh, you mean you’re being in this country illegally. Well there’s an easy fix to your situation — go home. We owe you nothing but a comfy plane ride back. I’m so sick of the audacity of foreign nationals who insist on coming here or staying here while breaking our immigration laws. You know, you’re right. There shouldn’t be any “detention centers” — immediately and indiscriminate deportation should be the practice when people like you are discovered.