Nov 26, 2019Member-onlyEmojiYou send him a smiley face unprovoked. It isn’t even sarcastic, it isn’t the threatening emoji you send when you say you’re cool whilst your blood is hot, the smiley face and full stop that if the man has enough braincells to make him worthy of your attention would make…Emoji3 min readEmoji3 min read
Jan 17, 2017Okay.Okay. You ever sat in front of a friend at a coffee shop, a friend you liked, a friend you might have vaguely liked-liked (and you thought kind of liked-liked you back), whilst he told you about a girl he hooked up with and might still like-like? A girl who…Short Story11 min readShort Story11 min read
Published inHuman Parts·Jun 26, 2016Member-onlyNetflix And ChillThis story is part of the Internet Time Machine, a collection about life online in the 2010s. The 18-year-old died after choking on saliva last Saturday, whilst engaging in a — what’s a posh way of saying making out? Presexual activity? Probably. —whilst engaging in presexual activity with a young…Contemporary Romance33 min readContemporary Romance33 min read
