The Epic Absurdity of Anniversary Gifts
Ester Bloom

My proudest moment is that for our first dating anniversary (paper), I adopted an olive tree through Nudo (, and we got deliveries of olive oil from our tree throughout the year. Then I realized that dating anniversaries didn’t “count” in this weird scheme. For our first married anniversary, I got him a very nice stationary set for grown-up professional dudes. Now we’re coming up on anniversary #2 (“china,” although maybe also paper depending on what you google), and I’m trying to come up with a fun play on Chinese food.

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