Bhoot Bahadur
Jul 28, 2017 · 2 min read

Read Mr. Pende’s ‘informed’ answer about me and raavan. He was the one got tarzan booted too. Poor guy was just being informative and learning to write pol-speak.

He thinks we are fakes , that ram is a fake, that ghosh chootiya is a fake… I mean ok, I did say I try to spice up our guys’ exploits, but everything can be researched by a half hour spent at the idsa library for fuck’s sake. I’m even up there in a friggin’ photo on the range at mahajan. Even sardar’s there beaming in uniform at nahan, and jodhpur. Aahh , I have foes aplenty to worry about,I wasn’t gonna start shouting out friends’ names now.

It’s some troll who probably wanted to be in the army real bad, but due to his obesity , he has to make do with wearing camos and thick fucking winter boots (even in summer ) , paper guns and patriotic bhakti shit. Harmless but irritating really. Single working mom, spoilt silly, fat and ugly, you know the type. His mom runs a travel company and he works in… kitchen design in bombay. Makes silly girlie paintings and bad boy knives that don’t sell. I even spoke to some of his ‘friends’. Just call him ‘fatso’ and he’ll explode !

And the ghosh character was just pissed I didn’t recommend his SSB institute, he kept messaging me , a 10 percent ! OK, 20 percent ! Ok 25 percent ! I tried telling him I’m not that kinda guy, he gave me a tirade of questions about what do you know, who are you ( worded as ‘ who you are ‘) , yeah right …. and about how my speeches would only harm children, that kashmir was full of sweet dumplings to love an’ care for. That I should learn from an LTC how to write … ☺ never mind.

One good thing to come of it all is, I can get back to writing my novel. So I guess I should thank them. Too bad about Mahton though. Good thing he had the sense to give a fake IC no. , or he’d be royally fucked at the office. Forget an int. posting then !

Ok, arms ache like hell, more tea is required…can’t drink too.

Over’n Out.

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