The answer, Emily, is no. I would not.
I would never say anything online I would not say to your face. But equally I would never say anything hurtful.
If I cannot say anything politely and constructively then I cannot see the point. And I would not be nasty just because I can hide behind a screen and keyboard.
I am more then capable of defending myself if needs be, but I would not do so unless severely provoked.
If I did see you looking wistfully at the chocolate display then I may ask you about your beekeeping as I love to learn new things.