They can eat white chocolate because white chocolate has no chocolate in it.
I was once trying to work out how Chinese computers work, what with them having characters and all. Then I heard a mobile phone ring and this Chinese man answered it. You know those moments when your thoughts get there before your brain catches up. Well I thought, “Oh, they have Chinese phones as well.”
Yep. It was one of those days.
I blamed the lack of coffee. It was eleven in the morning and I had only had 47 cups that morning.