Accompanying Interference

Big Tows322
Jan 18, 2017 · 9 min read

Concessions of a serial i-Troll

What’s the fun in this life without passion?

The easiest way to exploit passion is by pushing people’s buttons. Hence, the internet Troll-ing craze.

Fun fact: social psychology is the science of mind manipulation. Neuronal Linguistic Programming (NLP) is the premier example of mind fucking. 😍

Animal kingdom creatures crave the 4 natural elements: water, earth, fire, and wind. In essence, all cognitively aware organisms seek out these emotions.

In every animal (Earthling), water is our life blood. Earth is our body. Wind is our breath. And fire is our adenosine triphosphate aka energy/passion. All Earthlings require these emotions for survival, basic instincts.

Troll-ing allows us to exploit our underlying molecular biophysics. It’s the ultimate in Loki-ing exploits. However, attacking status quo bedrock structure is painful.

Cognitively advanced Earthlings like dolphins, crows, primates, etc, most desire immediate gratification of passion. In social psychology, passion is encoded in the principle known as romantic love aka lust.

We don’t really think about the other emotions i.e. earth=self-worth, wind=dancing, water=empathy until we "mature." Maturing is status quo speak for becoming a fully integrated status quo sheeple.

Fun fact: I will never fully mature. 😘

Thanks to the US Department of Defense online internet “invention=ARPAnet,” we can chat to strangers all over the Earth. If we are listening good enough then we can hear other lifeforms too. 😉

The primary reason Troll-ing is so effective at eliciting passion is it exploits basic tribal barriers. Every tribe in Africa has it’s own group identity similar to popular organised religions that came tens of thousands of years following the human migration flow out of Africa.

The majority of baby boomers in the USA grew up in the same hometown they died. I lived in a rural, thirty-five hundred person backasswoods town. It was a dry town, so everyone went to the big town, 10k population to party. My townspeople thought it was a grand event to cross the bridges and party with outsiders. Most never made it out of the state let alone the country. It’s a significant challenge for rural non-travellers to empathize with outsiders a mile away let alone thousands.

I’ve traveled the globe and experience much the same as the rural town as in emerging markets. Locals are drowning in their status quo beliefs. There are a few outliers, but the majority are brainwashed machines.

The easiest status quo monkey exploit, yet most dangerous exploit is "Momma" jokes like "You’re momma so big, when she sits around the house she sits around the house." In status quo monkey households, the mother is the caregiver. And the caregiver in every culture is top 5 professions. 😍

I preferred to hang out with minorities as a youth because it upset my parents. Also, minorities appeared to have more fun, dancing without music and such. Minorities are routinely raised by the community because their parents were addicts of one kind or another. However, their bad status quo religion, Christianity, threatened a life of torture if they smartly aborted the preggers fetus; the fear narrative is strong in Christianity.

Momma jokes were rampant among minorities as well as other status quo monkey jokes. The outliers, mutts, untouchables, etc, are routinely considered status quo monkeys' garbage. However, I tend to find the most rudely honest people in the fringes. On rare occasion, I also find another melting pot thinker.

When members of "competing" tribes would infringe on the arbitrary state lines and cultures clashed then there would be conflict. The internet does a great job at removing all arbitrary state lines. However, cultural heritage is ingrained in status quo monkeys. It’s ridiculously easy to exploit bad status quo monkeys because it’s in their heritage to NOT adapt, progress, and live in another’s shoes.

Status Quo Monkeys feel no internet empathy which is why it’s so easy to upset their status quo minds. Bullying, hate speech, extremism are bad, status quo reactions of Troll-ing status quo monkeys. However, these emotions are packed full of passion. And there’s no such as bad publicity in a Troller’s art.

I am a reformed internet troll. After years of having loads of fun exploiting universal human emotions by attacking status quo monkeys, I realized it was a drug. I needed to be blocked by more google+ groups and individuals every month in order to increase my fleeting satisfaction.

There are a few certainties in life. One is our desire to have fun without regard to our pain or others' pain.

One of my local Kiwi Sensei’s recently enlightened me when he said people choose to hurt themselves. We can only control our own actions. If we choose to be offended by others' actions and words then we also choose the pain i.e. worrying, stress, etc, that accompanies interference.

In 2015, I quit cold turkey. I deleted all social media accounts i.e. Facebook, G+, and MySpace. The first few days I found myself going stir crazy. After a week, I didn’t miss Troll-ing in the least.

I replaced Troll-ing with teaching. I started Sensei-Grasshopper relationships as well as volunteering in community service projects. I even organised a few. Helping others live better is much more satisfying than the immediate gratification of passion.

I chose to mentor worthy people. I define a worthy person as a curious, exploratory, and motivated learner. I give all people social psychological tests after finding out their passion. If they pass the test then they become my grasshopper. If not then I am still friendly but won’t help going forward.

Conflict of Interests

Status quo "Liberals" and "Conservatives" are not very liberal/conservative if we disagree with their brainwashed desires. For example, liberals defend the LGBTQ and female communities in the USA; however, liberals also support Palestinians, a religious culture built around killing the LGBTQ and female communities. Conservatives are no better. Conservatives supposedly promote Jesus values then cut individuals' welfare benefits at every turn.

We are all hypocritical to some extent. However, status quo monkeys push the conflict of interest schemes overboard to suit their puppet masters, Multi-National Corporations (MNCs). Otherwise, it’s a game (distraction) to keep sheeple out of politics.

Unproductive=bad

Productive is mostly good but can have painful consequences too.

Unproductive Congressional Monkeys

In the USA, status quo monkeys are our Congressional representitives with a few outliers like John Lewis, Cory Brooker, Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Ted Cruz, etc.

The status quo monkeys i.e. Mitch Mcconnell, Nancy Pelosi, John Mccain, Lindsey Gram, ret Harry Reid, etc, are career congressional managers. They couldn’t relate to the people if they had a magic wand.

These career congressional monkeys live in a reality where they blackmail, bribe, kill, and steal from taxpayers on a daily basis. They divide and conquer.

Career Congressional Monkeys are masters at deception, propaganda, inciting violence, etc. Drumpf is their dream candidate because they get to bring their conflicts of interest out of the shadows and into the limelight. Even for career politicians, keeping the body of lies hidden is mentally exhausting.

Career politicians welcomed Drumpf with open arms. Drumpf tweets like a 15 year old that just had her first alcohol high or green high to everything. If the media offends Drumpf's toddler like mental emotional state then Drumpf reacts by calling them names, classic playground psychology. Drumpf is a billionaire megalomaniac with a pension for under USA legal age ladies and a history of sexual assault. It's a status quo monkeys' dream candidate because whatevs they do will pail in comparison to Drumpf's voters.

Drumpf's voters knew all of his bad habits and still voted him in office. In general psychology, guarded trust is the golden standard of friendship. In social psychology (code for manipulating people), blind trust is required to exploit friendship. Drumpf's voters signalled blind trust for the status quo monkeys and the Congressional Status Quo Monsters are super excited about it.

Volunteering Junkies

The best way to volunteer in emerging markets is to show up. There is loads of bureaucratic bullshit if taking the legal application route. However, traveling to a desired country then offering help skips all the red tape. In Latin America, I helped out at the Red Cross, a youth camp for abused teens, and a senior citizen’s hospice. All three had loads of red tape, but the legal volunteers will never turn down “free” help as they are routinely stretched thin prolly because of the red tape, haha.

When I am a guest in a status quo, stable genetics, town and/or a country then I am a guest. When I act the fool then I will suffer the consequences on my own. I can’t control locals' reactions to my big beautiful Loki/Thor mind.

In 2013, I also got beat up during Christmas when I invited a local homeless man and recently released inmate, out of the cold for a drink and a floor to sleep on. I didn’t have a bed either because the floor is more comfy. We smoked some green then made him a blanket in the kitchen. He fell asleep first then I went to sleep.

A few hours later, it appeared the homeless dude was in a dissociative fugue state thinking he was still in prison. He punched and kicked me with his military style, tanned working boots, kicking my head and body. Fortunately, I was drunk and high, so I didn’t feel most of the pain until the morning. There’s always a BrightSide to a beating. ☺

I went to the Riverside Pub the next night and chatted to the short owner, Chris. I told Chris what happened and asked him to promise NOT to tell the police. I knew the police would lockup the mentally ill homeless dude. The last place the homeless dude needed was to go back to jail.

Chris called the police regardless, but we never filed a police report. For the first time in the homeless dude’s life someone showed him compassion instead of punishment. He got a new lease on life.

I am not status quo, punish first, normal. I will give everyone at minimum two opportunities to disappoint me.

The next time I saw the homeless family man, I was playing racquetball with my fav mad scientist mentor at the University. The homeless dude got back in good relations with his estranged wife and was watching his children play basketball. He looked like a new and improved human.

If I had done the good status quo thang and went to hospital which requires a police report then the homeless dude would have been another statistic. Now, hopefully, the fmr homeless dude appreciates the life that I gave him back.

Everyone has a few bad days in this life. We shouldnt immediately jump to punishment when someone can obviously turn their lives around with others' compassion.

The majority of the time, it’s very painful to do the right action, status quo’s opposite. However, if we can change just one life for the better then it’s all worth it!!! 😍 😍 😍

So back to my original thesis, Love Hurts So Good!~JC

Musicial tribute, Hurt So Good by John Cougar

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ

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