Zac GoodallinBullshit.ISTDonald Trump’s Rogerian Essay for Ms. Yamamoto’s Spring 2017 Comp II ClassThe President tries out the conciliatory approach to win over his critics.May 6, 2017May 6, 2017
Zac GoodallinBullshit.ISTThe Unintended Consequences of Shitting Out Our MouthsWe face a new stage in human evolution which could have dramatic implications for our relationships, our culture, and our food. Now that…May 2, 20172May 2, 20172
Zac GoodallinBullshit.ISTTo Replace “Pussy”To update its lexicon to contemporary norms, the American Scatological Society requires a replacement for the euphemistic insult “pussy.”Apr 20, 20173Apr 20, 20173
Zac GoodallThe Oklahoma Earthquake SwarmOriginally published at BionicProse.comMar 20, 2017Mar 20, 2017
Zac GoodallDissecting The TrollThere is a truism in popular culture that the best way to kill a joke is to explain it and that any joke which needs an explanation isn’t a…Aug 22, 2016Aug 22, 2016
Zac GoodallHow to Cook Crystal Meth as a VegetarianHave you broken bad but you still want to maintain a healthy lifestyle free of animal products? Don’t worry. Cooking vegetarian…Aug 19, 2016Aug 19, 2016
Zac GoodallThe Utility of the Flip FlopIn 1901 Mary, Willie, and Henry Porterfield — ages 3, 5, and 7 respectively — were mauled to death by a black bear. In 1957, the borough of…Aug 17, 2016Aug 17, 2016
Zac GoodallThe Future of YesterdayFlying cars, sex bots, an apocalyptic nightmare, these are just a few of the promises for the future made by visionaries of the past, but…Aug 16, 2016Aug 16, 2016
Zac GoodallThis Day in HistoryOn Monday, August 15, 2016, you read this sentence. And then you read this one, noting it began with a coordinating conjunction. It…Aug 15, 2016Aug 15, 2016
Zac GoodallBaths vs ShowersBaths and showers are usually compared on how well they get a person clean or the amount of water used, but these comparisons are only…Aug 11, 2016Aug 11, 2016