Dark & White Tale — Turn by Turn
Lights Out
Can you see me, dude?
Please Say yes, don’t be rude.
I know it’s dark but there will be light
Let’s be patient, honey and not fight.
Where are you? I can’t see you.
Should I call my God for help?
Or this time, I think it’s your turn.
It’s paining, maybe if it’s heartburn.
For now- please baby, please return.
Okay, I am praying- The solution is on its way.
I know sometimes it takes forever to come as there is no highway.
Baby, please don’t do this to me.
I’ll be whatever you tell me to be.
Don’t go away, please stay.
You know I am afraid of the dark……
*Cries. Sobs. Sleeps. Dreams*
There it is, I found the light……
Tale 2 — It’s still dark 😔
Gentlemen and Polite Women,
Please, be seated. Honestly speaking, I was kinda preparing for this speech for so long that I still remember what my first lines would be.
I am an atheist. I say it plain and simple. (Not like few who says “I hate, God. MAN, you can’t hate someone who doesn’t exist)
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Yes, I am brought up by a religious family but hey, who’s fault is that? Because I believe if there was one person or super natural power holder who had the capacity to put penises and vaginas, give birth to mammals and reptiles, etc and Hitler, he wouldn’t have fucking created any ugly people.
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Fellas, I am a 5. Removing my lenses and Tuxedo, man, I am a -5. I sometimes don’t look at the mirrors just to ensure that my brilliant brain don’t finger my emotional heart.
The world of ugly people — #Wugly is unexplored and unexplained. #God, can you please come down?
Okay, enough of dark — Let’s go white (not white walkers 👊)
#StayCalm because life doesn’t
I don’t know why I am single
I am sweet and smart and even keep up with the new trends
I wear shirts now and even got some goggles
I even practice chivalry just to make friends
I put double the efforts in all my relationships
But seeing that I have been in nil
My love life has been effortless till now
Inspired from feminism , I let her pay the whole damn bill
I end every message with ‘Baby’
And can write a book on pickup lines
I have gone from Arjit to Drake
From beer to Sangria wines
I have been making a mix tape for years
Just to slow dance with my love one day
But somehow covering my swag with sanskaar
My conversations still haven’t moved past ‘Hey’
I am the guy who somehow ends up alone
Joey without his good looks, humour, umm basically everything
I only need a girl’s hand now
I already have the ring
I am the one whose most used tab is Tinder
The one who has memorised all the love quotes by heart
The one who always advises his friends on their relationships
But whose own love life is yet to start
