BlueLulointhe CafeSex TerrorSome use cars to trample over strange bodies and make them not exist. Not him.Oct 28, 2017Oct 28, 2017
BlueLulointhe CafeRipeningYou go to sleep one night and I wake up Old. With jolly collection of prior injuries of youthful foolishness rearing up their ugly heads…Oct 7, 2017Oct 7, 2017
BlueLulointhe CafeThe God of Productivity — how to achieve more by doing less.I don’t know how, but somewhere along the way I lost the Sabbath day. My week, and consequently my life merged into this one blob of…Sep 15, 20171Sep 15, 20171
BlueLuloinP.S. I Love YouScent of a WomanI would like to say that I have a paranoia about smelling like a dead cat’s urine, but it is actually far worse, it’s not paranoia, it’s…Sep 10, 2017Sep 10, 2017
BlueLulointhe CafeFrom a Cover Letter to a Blow JobDear Whoever Whatever, I don’t care as long as you get me the interview I don’t want,Sep 9, 2017Sep 9, 2017
BlueLuloinP.S. I Love YouThe last bastion of MasculinityIf you need to step back in time into the 50’s, no better place to do it than on a dance floor. Men are men, women are women and you kind…Sep 6, 2017Sep 6, 2017
BlueLuloTo have and to hold, but mostly have…Perhaps dating is like share trading, you get sucked in by cheap fees and come out married to a Gold Mine in a third world country, with no…Aug 25, 2017Aug 25, 2017
BlueLuloinP.S. I Love YouSexbots and Anatomy of DesireWhat happens when you combine technology, robotics and sex? To start off, you will never look at your vacuum cleaner the same way, you…Aug 20, 20171Aug 20, 20171
BlueLuloinP.S. I Love YouLet your Pussy be your pilot…Who needs assertiveness if you can grow some serious Cattitude? Let’s focus on self-love in everyday life and relationships. We tend to get…Aug 19, 2017Aug 19, 2017
BlueLuloinP.S. I Love YouSex, love and Pretty Boy MalumaAt night I come home and relax to Chopin’s mazurkas.…well that’s the official version of events. The truth is, I put on reggaeton and do a…Aug 15, 2017Aug 15, 2017